More Truth than fiction.

Question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities and his intent to cause you and yours harm. In your hand is a Colt .45 Government Model and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds befor he reaches you and your family.       WHAT DO YOU DO?

Liberal Answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that is inspiring his to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could a violent action on my part traumatize them? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound me? It i were able to grab and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? This is all so confusing!                                            I need to debate this with some friends for a few a few days to try to come to a conclusion.

Conservative Answer: BANG! BANG! ..............BANG!

Texan's Answer:  BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!  CLICK... (sounds of a magazine being ejected and fresh one installed)        Wife:  "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids think?"   Son:  "Mom's right Dad, I saw it too..."   BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!   Daughter:  "Nice grouping Daddy!"   (sound of anouther magazine being ejected, and anouther being inserted)

 Is this not a beautiful Horse? The horses' name is Peppy Chex Two.